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You've heard the word "chronological" right? Well, meet Mr. Chronological himself: Kronos, god of time. Kronos was the Titan king of the gods who gained his throne from his father Ouranos after he chopped off his dad's man-parts with a sickle. (Um...ouch.) Despite the hostile takeover, Kronos was actually a pretty good ruler; the time he was in charge was called the Golden Age, and all mankind was super-happy.
Of course, not everything was golden in the Golden Age. Kronos might have been a good ruler, but he was a pretty terrible dad. When Ouranos prophesied that Kronos would lose his throne to one of his kids, Kronos decided to start eating the baby gods as soon as they were born. Yep. Unfortunately for Kronos, he missed a little godlet named Zeus, who fulfilled the prophecy by nabbing Dad's throne. Oops.
Saturn, Chronus, Cronus, Time Guy, the Worst Father Ever
Elysium (I served a lot of hard time in Tartarus before that)
Titan King of the Gods (got fired)
Gaia's School of Revolution
Pro-Zeus (but only because he makes me)
Ouranos (Dad), Gaia (Mom)
Koios, Krios, Iapetos, Hyperion, the Cyclopes, the Hekatonkheires, Oceanus, Rhea, Theia, Mnemosyne, Themis, Tethys (yeah, we're a big fam)
Atlas, Koios, Krios, Iapetos, Hyperion (these guys all fought beside me in the War of the Titans)
Ouranos (my father, who I castrated...)
Married to Rhea (which got pretty complicated when I started eating our kids)
Goddesses (Anybody, please... I'm so lonely.)
"This thing all things devours:
A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
Time by Pink Floyd