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The centaurs are total animals. Actually, scratch that. Really, they're just half animals, with the lower body of a horse and the upper body of a man. But even with their manly torsos, they mostly act like wild animals. The most famous tribe of these horse-men lives on Mt. Pelion in Thessaly, where they spend most of their time galloping around, swilling wine, swiping women, and hitting things with rocks. Yeah, they're not the brainiest bunch.
Note: Chiron, the gentle centaur and teacher of the stars, was totally different from his wild cousins. Don't forget it.
Mostly males (some females called centaurides)
Chiron's School of Etiquette (drop-outs, obviously)
Um, yeah, all over the place
Pirithous (the king who practically annihilated us)
Looking for love
Centaurides (girl centaurs)
"In Wildness is the preservation of the world."
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis (Lewis really gets how awesome we are)
Down on the Street by the Stooges (Iggy, you rock our faces off.)
The Society for Half-Animal Rights